Hello. I have just sat down today and decided to write. Here is a small, unedited, story which I’m just going to type straight into this blog. I don’t know what it will be called yet, because at the time of typing this I haven’t titled it, but you’ll know. Hopefully it’s good*. Enjoy. Clara.
“You love her, don’t you?”
“Is it that obvious?”
“Your subtle can be seen from Planet Pluto!”
“But Pluto’s not..”
“We are NOT about to debate this now!” “Not when someone I didn’t even think had love on their vocabulary list, goes and falls into it!”
That was four years ago now, or, at least I think it was; the human mind is unreliable.
Another one. I think this one dates back about 7 years ago. She has mousey brown hair, blue eyes and pale skin. Her clothes are ordinary, and there’s nothing special about the way she holds her posture, and yet, she has an odd form of prettiness that cannot be described.
“You could say it was pit-iful”
“Puns are not necessary. Please, take your job more seriously and recount the events as they were”
“Oh! Come on! That was punny!”
“There is nothing amusing about getting dragged into the pits of Hell”
“Wow! You’re in one Hell of a mood today aren’t you?”
“No more than usual. Now. Please….”
“I know, I know, I’ll get on with recalling the events. But before I do, I’d like to ask you something?”
“Do you ever smile?”
“I’m afraid smiling is not a necessary job requirement, so no.”
“Ah. I see. Sorry.”
“Why are you sorry? You’ve done nothing to deem you so”
“It’s just…Never mind.”
“Okay. Right, shall we continue? It’s getting late, and, judging by the sounds your stomach is making, it’s not long before you become devilishly hungry”
“Did you just make a pun?!”
“Puns are not completely out of my capacity. Having said that though, I do think I’ve reached my limit.
“Haha. Only one? Ah, that’s a shame. Oh well, I guess we had better continue. We don’t want to wear you out too much, that would be ungodly ”
Annoying. I think her prettiness was annoying.
*Nexilis is a Latin word and means woven together or intertwined.